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Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Israeli…

Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently
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Congress Dating Scene About To Get Super Awkward Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from Capitol Hill, where Speaker Mike Johnson is weighing in…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow
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Wreckreation 2 revs up with fresh studio and absurdly high expectations somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Get ready to rev up your engines and crash into the world of Wreckreation 2, the sequel to the arcade…

Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
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Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Somehow Relevant Four Years Later Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the 2026 election, and I have to say, it’s a…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

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