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“Digging Up Your Great-Grandpa’s Dirt: A 20th Century Ancestry Adventure”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Discover Your Ancestors (or Not) This webinar will introduce you to key 20th century sources to trace your family history,…

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How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…

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“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…

Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!
Hold Onto Your Joy-Cons, Indie Lovers—Nintendo’s Got Another Showcase Tomorrow!
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Nintendo’s Indie World Showcase: Tomorrow’s Big Event, Here’s How to Waste Your Time!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Ah, Nintendo—the company that somehow turns “we’re showing you games made by other people” into a full-blown cultural event. Tomorrow,…

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“The Octopus Organization: How to Be an Eight-Armed Boss and Still Have No Clue”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Who needs rigid hierarchies when you can be as cool as an octopus? 🦑 Join Phil Le-Brun and Jana Werner…

JW Youth Gala 2026: Where Teens Dress Like Adults and Adults Pretend to Be Teens Again
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JW Youth Gala 2026: Where Teens Dress Like Adults and Adults Pretend to Be Teens Again

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Eventbrite’s 2026 JW Youth Gala: A Masterclass in How to Sell Zero Tickets Eventbrite’s homepage is a labyrinth of confusion,…

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“CONCEITED MODELS NEEDED: LA FASHION WEEK 2026—WHERE EGO MEETS RUNWAY”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**LA FASHION WEEK 2026: WHERE YOUR OUTFIT MIGHT OUTSHINE YOUR TALENT** Attention, aspiring models and accidental attendees! LA Fashion Week…

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“From Crunching Numbers to Sitting at the Big Table: How to Climb the Finance Ladder and Boss Everyone Around”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

About Speaker Peter Curran- Experienced CFO and NED Peter is a Chartered Accountant who currently holds a number of non-executive…

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“Telephoto Lens Hacks: Charles Davis Reveals How to Zoom Past Your Photography Woes!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Ready to zoom in on wildlife without scaring it away? Charles Davis has you covered! 📸🦅 Join this *riveting* online…

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“Barbers Unite for 831 Expo 2026: Because Your Hair Deserves Its Own Convention”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

Monterey Bay’s 2nd Annual Barber Expo is Coming March 2026! 💈✨ Get ready to witness haircuts so sharp they could…

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