Ranking The Resident Evil Games For The 30th Anniversary – Because Some Zombies Deserve More Love Than Others
Alright, Resident Evil fans, buckle up. We’re diving headfirst into the best and worst of the series’ 30-year history. It’s…
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Minecraft LIVE Unveils Blocky Wonderland And A Bunch Of Other Stuff You’ll Probably Ignore
Minecraft LIVE just announced a theme park, a dungeon crawler sequel, and baby mobs that will never grow up. Oh,…
Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his match—Father Time. Yes, you…
Aunt of Missing College Kid Channels Her Inner Zen Master, Takes Life ‘Minute by Minute’ While CNN Watches Closely
Oh no, not another missing college student! How convenient that this happened while President Trump is in office. We all…
CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
US Postal Service begging Congress for cash before mailman becomes a ghost rider
Postal Service on Brink of Collapse, Begging for Taxpayer Bailout Well, folks, it’s official – the government’s version of Amazon…
Israel vs. Iran: The Ultimate Game of “Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” or Just a Really Confusing Soap Opera?
The US and Israel Are in a Bickering Sibling War With Iran The US and Israel have been duking it…
TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’
The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…
Honkai: Star Rail Version 4.1 “Unraveled for Daybreak” Drops March 25 – Brace Yourselves, Light Cones Will Be Re-Rolled Again
Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…