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Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
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Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…

Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
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Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…

Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever
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Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania, where nine people were killed on Friday,…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not
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Democrats Bicker With Beshear Over Texas Governor Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is in a bit of a pickle,…

Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently
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Republicans Still Refusing to Play Nice with Democrats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats’ path to the Senate majority is improving, and recent…

Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently
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Rod Serling films exist beyond Twilight Zone cash grabs apparently

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Rod Serling is widely regarded as one of the most influential writers in television history, and for good reason. Before…

Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next
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Democrats Gather To Argue Over Who Loses To Republicans Next

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates is…

Trump greenlights retro execution method for notorious Fort Hood shooter
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Trump greenlights retro execution method for notorious Fort Hood shooter

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nidal Hasan, the guy who carried out that…

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