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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…

Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia
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Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Get ready to shiver in the cold, dark world of Frostpunk, finally making its way to the Switch on October…

Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously
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Trump Looms Large Over Supreme Court’s New Term Again Obviously

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

The Supreme Court is back in session, and I’m sipping my coffee, ready to dive into the latest news. The…

GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already
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GOP Quietly Losing Hope Already

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the House of Representatives, and it seems like…

MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive
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MOBA Breaks Mold With Shocking Twist: It’s Not Terribly Repetitive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The MOBA landscape is about to get a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m not talking about another lazy rehashing…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

Economy Surprises Everyone By Not Completely Tanking This Time
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Economy Surprises Everyone By Not Completely Tanking This Time

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US economy, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild ride.…

Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
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Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
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CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…

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