SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…
Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is still the main event for the Republican…
Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri midterms are turning out to be a real circus,…
US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…
Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…
Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…
KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…
Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…
Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…