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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag
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Ben Crump’s Justice Tour Hits Another Snag

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ben Crump, the famous civil rights attorney, when I stumbled upon this…

Former Dictator’s Go-To Guy Seeks Redemption, Good Luck With That
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Former Dictator’s Go-To Guy Seeks Redemption, Good Luck With That

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Phil Elwood, a former PR operative who made…

Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude
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Dino Cazares still trying to make Fear Factory happen with new dude

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some robotic metal goodness? 🤖 FEAR FACTORY is back with a brand new…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…

Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations
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Xbox and IKEA merge to create gaming furniture abominations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Because who needs actual games when you can buy overpriced furniture to match your gaming setup, am I right? At…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

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