Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…
Tag: ICE
ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…
ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…
White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…
Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…