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OMG, the libs are freaking out again! This time they’re clutching their pearls over some totally harmless White House videos…
BUTCHER BABIES are back with a new single, and oh boy, it’s a doozy. Titled “Lost In Your Touch”, this…
Oh look, SONATA ARCTICA finally decided to grace us with another single after spending decades perfecting the art of melodic…
Oh no, not the Latinos again! Poor Democrats, their precious demographic coalition is crumbling faster than Joe Biden’s memory. Texas…
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Breaking: Trump Admin Scraps “Bovino Bullsh*t,” Replaces it With Homan’s “Normal” ICE Playbook In a shocking turn of events that…
Wow, the Left is really melting down over Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan holding people accountable. Shocking, right? Liberals suddenly…
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Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…
Why Your Brain Hates You: The Neuroscience of Failed Self-Improvement Tired of spending thousands on workshops that leave you exactly…
