Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
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Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Trump’s Goon Squad Sob Over Backfired Freedom Pellet Fiasco
LIBERAL TEARS ALERT: Deep-State Looney Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Failed Plot to Sabotage Trump’s MAGA Justice for Alex Pretti! In…
“CEOs Sip Champagne at ‘Melania’ Premiere While ICE Casually Mows Down Protesters Like Grass”
FAKE NEWS ALERT: CNN WHINES ABOUT PATRIOTIC CEOs BACKING TRUMP AS DEEP STATE TRIES TO CANCEL MELANIA’S DOCUMENTARY! Oh wow,…
White House Bravely Retreats from Minnesota Mishap as Public Does That Annoying ‘Caring About Lives’ Thing Again
Trump Administration Exposes Minnesota Democrat Circus, Sends in Real Law Enforcement After Leftist “Nurse” Fuels Border Chaos In a stunning…
White House Cowers in Corner as Minnesota Twitter Storm Nightmare Unfolds, Drama Llama Plots Escalation
President Trump graciously extends olive branch to incompetent Minnesota Democrats after they begged for federal help cleaning up their illegal…
Breaking: Scandalous Footage and Blabbering Witnesses Crush Trump Team’s ‘Alex Pretti Was a Human Tornado’ Fairytale Fantasy
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because CNN is at it again with their “bombshell” footage trying to smear President…
“GOP Candidate Flees MN Race After Hilariously Losing ICE Snowball Fight, Blames Party’s ‘Tantrum-Fueled Backstab Parade’”
Another snowflake Republican flees the field as President Trump’s AMERICA-FIRST patriots continue crushing liberal tears and weak-kneed RINOs! Chris “Cancelled”…
Another Freakin’ Minnesota Shooting Just Turned the Immigration Debate Into a Total Dumpster Fire
What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening: The Deep State and Fake News Media are once…
Where Government Funding Talks Stand After The Minneapolis Shooting (A Totally Normal Week For A Totally Normal Government That Definitely Has Its Priorities Straight)
Schumer and his band of leftist marionettes are holding the entire government hostage again, folks, all to protect their precious,…