20 US Airports Defy TSA: No Lines, No Drama, Just Freedom (and Maybe Some Anarchy)
While some major airports are struggling with long security lines due to the government shutdown, a select few are cruising…
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…
“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…
Kat Abughazaleh: Master of Viral Moments, Challenger of CNN Politics’ Most Puzzling Question
Radical “Researcher” Claims to Be the Savior of Democracy In a stunning display of narcissism, wannabe politician Kat Abughazaleh is…
BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! 👑🎭 Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!
Trump Cleans House at the Kennedy Center – Grenell Out, America Wins! In a stunning turn of events that’s got…
Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…
Fortnite Unleashes Its Own Epic Superhero Chaos Event, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Epic Games is at it again! This time they’ve decided to rip off Avengers: Doomsday harder than Jonesy…
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…