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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
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Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting batsπŸ¦‡, apparently…

BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air
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BBC Ghosting Ozzy: Doc Vanishes into Thin Air

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, apparently, some earth-shattering, life-altering, Pulitzer-deserving piece of cinematic gold πŸ† titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” was supposed to grace…

CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
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CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…

Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival β€” and I’m a Sucker
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Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival β€” and I’m a Sucker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! πŸ™„ From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…

Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album
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Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. πŸ™„ Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…

Team Clout’s ILL features trans monster Dylan Mulvaney that blinds you with wnderwear
Drink Bud Light, Fight Dylan Mulvaney: Survival Horror ILL Drops Woke Bomb
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Team Clout’s ILL features trans monster Dylan Mulvaney that blinds you with wnderwear

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Our insiders at Team Clout just dropped a nuclear leak from deep inside the studio β€” and it’s gonna make…

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