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Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
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Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
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Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…

Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow
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Sick liberal judge whines about ICE doing its job somehow

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks ready for some fake news? I mean, real news, because our great President Donald Trump,…

Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
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Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…

Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
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Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…

Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
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Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
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ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

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