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President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…

Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
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Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…

The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit
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The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Domestic Terrorist Bites the Dust, Thanks to Trump’s Border Heroes! Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Another…

Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)
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Melania Trump’s New Doc: A Decade-Long Stalker Reveals All (No, Really)

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Melania Trump’s “Documentary” Is Just Another Vanity Project to Line Her Pockets So Melania Trump’s new “documentary” is out, and…

“DNA Expert Takes the Stand as Convicted Killer of Laken Riley Tries to Wiggle Out of His Fate”
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“DNA Expert Takes the Stand as Convicted Killer of Laken Riley Tries to Wiggle Out of His Fate”

Big ElephantJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Desperate Defense Tries DNA Houdini Act in Laken Riley Murder Case Jose Ibarra’s legal team is pulling out all the…

Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
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Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…

Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!
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Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Breaking: Chaos Erupts in Minneapolis as Soros-Backed “Protesters” Get Their Just Desserts! Minneapolis police did what every red-blooded American wishes…

Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
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Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…

Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate
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Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Economy is a Dumpster Fire Wrapped in a Stock Market Mirage The Cheeto-in-Chief jetted off to Iowa this…

Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
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Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…

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