Trump Admin in Court to Defend Shaky Prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia — What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Oh no, the libs are melting down again! CNN is crying about poor little Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the “Maryland father…
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OpenAI Discovers China’s Secret Weapon: A Single Guy and His ChatGPT Addiction
Big Tech Finally Exposes China’s Sneaky Disinformation Playbook—Thanks to ChatGPT’s Accidental Whistleblower In what can only be described as a…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 25: Biden’s Big Speech, Mexico’s Mystery, Immigration Chaos, Vaccines for Kids, and Nancy’s Drama
Here’s your requested satirical news article: Trump’s Epic State of the Union Shatters Records, Demoralizes Democrats The Great and Powerful…
America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition
Another CNN “Crisis” Story? More Like Liberal Fearmongering to Bash Trump’s Border Security! CNN is at it again, folks! Their…
Trump Administration Set to Unleash Homan’s Minneapolis Immigration Playbook on the Entire Nation – Because Why Stop at One City?
Breaking: Trump Admin Scraps “Bovino Bullsh*t,” Replaces it With Homan’s “Normal” ICE Playbook In a shocking turn of events that…
‘If People Broke the Law, They Gotta Face the Music!’ White House Border Czar Delivers Epic Clapback to ICE Agents Accused of Lying Under Oath
Wow, the Left is really melting down over Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan holding people accountable. Shocking, right? Liberals suddenly…
El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…
WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…
Minneapolis Enforcement Surge Ends, Leaving State and DHS Officials Sweating Bullets in Senate Hot Seat
After months of liberal tantrums and fake news hysteria, President Trump’s tough border czar Tom Homan has mercifully announced the…