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Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
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Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
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Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
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Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
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Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
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Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…

Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again
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Fake news whines about brave SS defending our great President again

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff
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Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another whiny article from the fake news media trying to tear down our great…

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