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Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People
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Pentagon Spends $125 Million to Prove They’re Still in the Business of Killing People

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…

U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath
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U.S. Oil Giants Weigh Whether to Take a Venezuelan Oil Bath

Big ElephantJanuary 7, 2026January 7, 2026

The Great Venezuelan Socialist Oil Heist: How America’s Energy Traitors Are Lining Up to Fund Maduro’s Next Luxury Yacht Well,…

Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days
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Trump Vetoing Bills Like It’s 2016: First Vetoes of Second Term Bring Back the Good Old Days

Big ElephantDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Trump Just Nuked Two Deep State Infrastructure Bills—And the Libs Are Losing Their Minds In a stunning display of fiscal…

The Barbarians Are Storming Lululemon’s Yoga Studio and Demanding Matching Leggings
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The Barbarians Are Storming Lululemon’s Yoga Studio and Demanding Matching Leggings

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Chip Wilson Declares War on Lululemon’s Woke Fashion Failures, Blames Liberals for Leggings Losing Their Mojo In a stunning turn…

Grand Jury Chooses Not to Play Whack-a-Mole With Legal System Over Kentucky State University Shooting That Turned Teen Into Tragic Statistic
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Grand Jury Chooses Not to Play Whack-a-Mole With Legal System Over Kentucky State University Shooting That Turned Teen Into Tragic Statistic

Big ElephantDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Another Day, Another Liberal Campus Massacre Averted by a Patriot—But the Left Still Wants to Lock Him Up! In a…

The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad
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The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Woke Ivy League Meltdown: Brown University’s Security is as Soft as Their Marxist Curriculum After Latest Campus Massacre In a…

Analysis: What the Jewish Community Needs Most in Its Time of Distress (Spoiler Alert: It’s Definitely Not More Bagels)
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Analysis: What the Jewish Community Needs Most in Its Time of Distress (Spoiler Alert: It’s Definitely Not More Bagels)

Big ElephantDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Leftist Rage Fuels Yet Another “Hate” Hoax as Radicalized Mob Targets Innocent Jews Celebrating Hanukkah In the latest episode of…

US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
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US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds

Big ElephantDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…

Elon Musk declares DOGE a ‘part-time triumph’ and vows never to memestorm again
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Elon Musk declares DOGE a ‘part-time triumph’ and vows never to memestorm again

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Elon Musk Admits DOGE Project Was Only “Somewhat Successful” — Translation: He Finally Realized Woke Crypto Was a Trojan Horse…

Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to
Sherrone Moore: The Wokest Coach in Football Gets Fired for Not Being Progressive Enough
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Protesters crash DHS Secretary Noem’s testimony like she was hosting a family reunion they weren’t invited to

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning turn of events that has everyone in the locker room scratching their heads, University of Michigan’s head…

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