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The Pokémon Company has finally decided to bless us with another expansion to the Pokémon TCG Pocket card database, because…
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After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…
Get ready to clutch your pearls and hide your keyboards, because the internet’s favorite symphony of outrage has found its…
CNN is crying crocodile tears over President Trump’s brilliant rebranding of the Pentagon to the Department of War, claiming it…
