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Tag: Industrial

GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
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GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…

Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

American industrial metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ Get…

Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, hold onto your wigs πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦°! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…

Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs
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Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another deep state distraction! The liberal media is hyperventilating over Russia “violating” Poland’s airspace with drones. Give me…

Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
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Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering πŸ’₯ interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…

Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)
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Daedric in New York City, NY (09/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Alternative/industrial rock from Fort Worth, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)
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NINE INCH NAILS Drops a Music Video for ‘As Alive As You Need Me To Be’ (Yeah, Okay Trent)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

“Tron: Ares (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)”, brought to you by those musical geniuses at NINE INCH NAILS (because who else…

JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
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JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…

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