The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump! They call it “standing up for themselves,” we call it being infiltrated by Deep State RINOs!
Those RINOs voting against President Trump’s tariffs? Probably paid off by Soros and the globalist cabal. And the Russia sanctions? That was just the Democrats’ fake news witch hunt, still trying to delegitimize our President. Yemen? Syria? Just excuses for the military-industrial complex to line their pockets.
The January 6th “insurrection”? A patriotic rally hijacked by Antifa and the FBI! And those Republicans who voted to impeach? They’re traitors who’ll be primaried into oblivion!
The truth is, the GOP is more united than ever behind our President, fighting the radical left’s socialist agenda. And anyone who says otherwise is just spreading fake news!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
