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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
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Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…

Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places
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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Send People To Less Nice Places

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development in the migrant removal policy, and I just can’t…

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
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AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
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Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
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Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
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TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
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Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

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