Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet 🤣, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…
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**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This Día de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÜE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…
BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…
MUBI, bless their cotton socks, has decided to inflict upon us a new trailer and some allegedly “new” artwork for…
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…