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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
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Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…

First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints
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First Class Now Includes Free Duct Tape Restraints

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A passenger on American Airlines Flight 618 from Dallas Fort Worth…

Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently
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Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest US sanctions on Iran, and I have to say, it’s…

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
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Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

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