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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks
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Samsung Tries To Be Cool Again Maybe This Time It Sticks

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest battle between Apple and Samsung, and I have to say,…

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
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Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…

Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest
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Mamdani Casualy Drops Authority Over Netanyahu Arrest

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Israeli…

Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
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Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway
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Epstein Probed For Doing What He Already Seemed To Be Doing Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin launching an investigation into whether Jeffrey Epstein acted…

Oh Joy Another Horror Movie to Give You Nightmares and a Reason to Sleep with the Lights On Hellcat – Prepare to Have Your Brain Scrambled by the Most Confusing Trailer Ever
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Oh Joy Another Horror Movie to Give You Nightmares and a Reason to Sleep with the Lights On Hellcat – Prepare to Have Your Brain Scrambled by the Most Confusing Trailer Ever

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Hellcat, the latest horror movie, is coming to a digital platform…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder
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Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tampa International Airport is going to privatize most of its Transportation…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
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US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

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