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Democrats’ Latest Scandal: Liberal Mom Poisons Husband for Fentanyl-Fueled Affair In a shocking display of liberal depravity, a Utah mother…
Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…
Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…
**Get ready to throw it back harder than your ex’s mixtape!** 🎤 90s & 2000s Hip-Hop and R&B party at…
Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…
Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
Oh look, it’s happening! After Xbox executives realized they couldn’t afford toilet paper anymore (thanks to those “strategic” acquisitions), they’re…
Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…
FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…
