KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”
Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…
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Amazon Unveils February’s Game Features For Luna Service: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with another round of free games—Amazon Luna, the streaming service that…
Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…
Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…
Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…
Epstein Victims’ Lawyers Demand Judges Smash Release of Files, Claiming ‘Thousands of Oopsie-Daisies’ in Redactions
The Great Epstein Files Debacle: Victims’ Lawyers Cry Foul as DOJ Unleashes Chaos Well, well, well, folks—looks like the swamp…
MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…
“Iran’s Internet Blackout: Protesters Crushed, Skylar Thompson Guest Stars on CNNi in a Plot Twist No One Saw Coming (Except PSEG1, Obviously)”
Wow, Iran’s crackdown on protesters and internet blackout? What a shocker! Looks like the mullahs are getting desperate now that…
The Beatles Movies Finally Give Us a Sneak Peek at Those Fab Four Faces, and Honestly, We’re Shooketh
Hold My Mop, Ringo: Sony Drops First Look at Beatles Biopic and the Internet Is Shooketh Sony Pictures has graced…
Nintendo Unleashes Epic Rant About Dispatch’s Cringe Censorship on Switch—Brace Yourselves, Gamers!
Oh no, not another Switch censorship controversy! 🎮❌ The internet is ablaze with hot takes after AdHoc Studio’s Dispatch launched…