Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Beta: So Fresh, It’s Basically a Reskin
Alright, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because it’s that time of the year again! The days are getting…
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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…
Rock Band 4: This Weekend It’s Going, Going, Gone (Like Your Dreams of Rock Stardom)
Oh, the sweet sound of failure! 🎶 After a whole decade of pretending to be rockstars in their living rooms,…
Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…
Shavo From System Of A Down Says ‘Chop Suey!’ Is Good Or Whatever
OMG! 😲 Shavo Odadjian, the bass god from SYSTEM OF A DOWN, blessed us with his profound thoughts on “Chop…
Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…
Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…
China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re…
Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…