Folks, can you believe this? CVS, another victim of the Woke Cloud! You know, the one Hillary Clinton probably set up in her basement? Now you can’t get your prescriptions! Coincidence? I think not! This is what happens when you let those tree-hugging liberals run the internet. They’re probably using our meds to fund ANTIFA, and President Trump knows it.
CVS claims it’s a “network connection issue,” but we all know what that really means: sabotage. Probably by some Bernie-loving barista who hates America. And they bought up all those Rite Aids? Monopoly, anyone? Sounds like a job for our fearless leader, Donald J. Trump, to step in and drain the swamp, one pharmacy at a time.
And don’t even get me started on Amazon Web Services. Hospitals without communications? Teachers without lesson plans? Sounds like a Democrat’s dream: chaos and confusion! We need to go back to good old-fashioned paper and pen, folks. Before the libs steal our thoughts and put them in the cloud. I’m telling you, it’s all connected! Wake up, sheeple! President Trump will save us. Again.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
