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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
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Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes
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Vivian Campbell’s Cancer Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Send Enough Positive Vibes

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh no, Vivian Campbell is still alive and kicking, and we’re not sure how to feel about it 🤔. In…

Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not
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Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Texas was removed from a high-profile murder case…

Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
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Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…

Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters
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Andy Scott Loses Mind Over Fake Sweet Band Because Legacy Matters

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Andy Scott, guitarist of the legendary rock band SWEET, has gone on a rant…

Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
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Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…

Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
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Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! 🙄 Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…

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