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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens
Breaking News: Metallica Still Exists and People Still Care 🤯
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BREAKING: Metallica Suddenly Remembers They’re Old And Play Very Greek Song To Confused Fans In Athens

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

The legendary metal band Metallica kicked off their 2026 leg of the “M72” world tour in Athens, Greece, and we’re…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
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Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…

DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
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DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota
Breaking News: MEGADETH Plays "Ride The Lightning" Live, Internet Loses Its Mind 🤯
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MEGADETH Totally Didn’t Steal That Song Title From Metallica and Here’s Their Super Original Performance of Ride The Lightning in Bogota

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, MEGADETH played their version of “Ride The Lightning” live at the Movistar Arena in…

ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
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ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…

Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years
Breaking News: BAD RELIGION Still Relevant, World Still Messed Up 🤯
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Wow Jay Bentley Is Super Pleased That BAD RELIGION’s Old Songs Are Still Relevant Because Who Doesn’t Love Singing About The Same Old Problems For 40 Years

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, BAD RELIGION’s bassist Jay Bentley revealed in an interview with Pancho Reinoso of Sonar…

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