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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video
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Erik Grönwall reunites 14 people with his new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

I mean, who needs coffee when you’ve got Erik Grönwall’s powerful vocals blasting in your ears? 😂 The former SKID…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
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Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
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Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…

Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
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Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…

Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…

COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority
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Trump Tries Fixing Reflecting Pool, Because That’s The Real Priority

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and folks, it’s a…

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