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John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now
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John Lydon Disses Sex Pistols Bandmates Because Thats What 70s Punk Rockers Do Now

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some deliciously catty drama? 🍿 Because I’ve got a treat for you: John…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin
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Kids Get VIP Deportation Service Courtesy Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of attorneys has filed a lawsuit challenging the accelerated…

Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations
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Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The crisis in US-Ukraine relations is getting worse, and it’s all…

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
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Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…

Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season
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Rockstar Hypes Grand Theft Auto VI With Flashy Trailer Ahead Of Awards Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another launch trailer to add to the ever-growing pile of hype-building, soulless marketing material. But hey, when it’s…

Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge
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Rockstar downsizes GTA VI ambitions to merely huge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

In a recent interview with Bloomberg’s Jason Schreier, Rockstar shared some juicy tidbits about the development of GTA VI, the…

Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…

IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
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IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…

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