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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
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Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
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Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…

Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
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Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…

Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline
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Geddy Lee still butchering Rush songs in original keys because his ego refuses to acknowledge his vocal decline

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back, and I’m not sure if I should be excited…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
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MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…

Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
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Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

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