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TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live
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TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 THE PRETTY RECKLESS frontwoman Taylor Momsen just spilled the…

WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
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WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…

SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’
Breaking News: P.O.D. Finishes Recording New Album and It's Going to Be a Wild Ride 🎉🔥
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SONNY SANDOVAL On P.O.D.’s Upcoming LP: ‘It’s Definitely Not Going to Be a Trainwreck and Will Totally Not Be Forgotten in a Month’

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The wait is over, folks! P.O.D. has finally completed work on their brand new studio album, and we can’t wait…

CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway
Oh Joy, Pantera is Back... Sort Of 🤩
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CHARLIE BENANTE Obviously The Real Brain Behind PANTERA Hopes To Bless The World With More PANTERA Music Because Lets Be Real He’s The Only One Who Actually Mattered Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

The legendary metal band Pantera is back, but not really 🤔. I mean, it’s not like they’re back with their…

Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS
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Because the Underworld Wasn’t Depressing Enough Already: Canadians Decide to Make It Worse with INFERIUS

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready to face your deepest fears in the upcoming horror game, INFERIUS 🎃️! This debut title from Canadian indie…

ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
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ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…

MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else
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MARK MORTON Still Shocked Nobody Has Copied LAMB OF GOD’s Unique Sound After Only 25 Years of Being Totally Original and Not At All Influenced by Anyone Else

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, LAMB OF GOD guitarist Mark Morton revealed that the band’s latest album, “Into Oblivion”,…

VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life
Breaking News: VOIVOD's Upcoming Album "Symphonique" is Going to be a Wild Ride 🎢🤯
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VOIVOD’s AWAY Loses Brain Cells Trying to Keep Up with Bunch of Fancy Music Nerds in Orchestra Nightmare Come to Life

Chord F. DiscordMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the Canadian heavy metal band VOIVOD has announced their upcoming album “Symphonique”, a live…

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How to Fake Your Way Through a Job Interview and Still Manage to Not Get Fired Immediately

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

🤔 Frequently asked questions 🤣 👉 Do I need to have anything prepared before this workshop? 📝 👉 Is this…

SOUNDGARDEN Still Chillin In The Studio 5 Years Later Trying To Finish That One Last Album With CHRIS CORNELL Because Time Is Clearly Not An Issue For Them
Breaking News: SOUNDGARDEN is Back, But Not Really, Because, You Know, Chris Cornell is Still Dead 🙄 🎸️
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SOUNDGARDEN Still Chillin In The Studio 5 Years Later Trying To Finish That One Last Album With CHRIS CORNELL Because Time Is Clearly Not An Issue For Them

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The remaining members of the band, Kim Thayil, Matt Cameron, and Ben Shepherd, are working on a new album featuring…

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