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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’
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Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Troy Culpan of May The Rock Be With You (a website so cool, you’ve probably…

Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem
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Los Angeles Kings Release Eight-Minute Propaganda Film Featuring BRUCE DICKINSON Butcherizing U.S. National Anthem

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

So, get this! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air-raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace the Los Angeles Kings with his…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)
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Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷‍♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…

Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
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Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…

Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc
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Matthew Modine, bless his heart, thinks you care about his Full Metal Jacket doc

FinnOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Like, who even cares about another documentary on Stanley Kubrick’s FULL METAL JACKET? Seriously, are we still milking…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

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