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Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, here's your dose of musical mayhem. Prepare to have your eardrums… mildly amused. 🤣
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Korn Drummer’s Studio: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

KORN‘s Ray Luzier, the dude who hits things for a living, just dropped a THIRTEEN-MINUTE video showcasing his “Lose Yer…

Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’
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Guns N’ Roses Vomits Out Two New Singles, ‘Nothin” And ‘Atlas’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

OMG! 🚨GUNS N’ ROSES🚨 just dropped two new singles! 🙄 Because, you know, we were all *dying* for more Axl…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars
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James Cameron Horrified AI Might Steal His Job Directing Avatars

FinnDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

So, apparently, James Cameron, the guy who brought you such cinematic masterpieces as blue cat people and the unsinkable Molly…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…

Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox
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Jason Bateman Humiliated by Furries Obsessed With Cartoon Fox

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Jason Bateman, bless his heart, is *vaguely* aware that you exist, you degenerate furries, and that some of you are…

Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
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Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…

JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently
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JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? 😂) on YouTube has…

Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
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Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…

AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)
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AIRBOURNE’s New Single ‘Christmas Bonus’ & European Tour: Get Ready to Rock Your Socks Off (and Maybe Get Some Coal)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Australian geriatric rockers AIRBOURNE, allegedly still kicking (barely), have bestowed upon their dwindling fanbase – the naughty, the nice, and…

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