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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics
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Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: “We’re Not a City of Demons, We’re Just a City of Democrats!” In a recent CNN…

Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid
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Journalist Who Documented Deadly Iran Protests Suddenly Finds Her Apartment a Little Too ‘Safe’ After Raid

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Radical Iranian Regime Raids Home of Truth-Telling Photojournalist in Latest Act of Censorship The oppressive mullahs in Tehran continue their…

ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
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ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…

Progressive Analilia Mejia, Bernie Sanders’ Bestie, Secures NJ Victory as Rival Throws in the Towel and Orders Pizza
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Progressive Analilia Mejia, Bernie Sanders’ Bestie, Secures NJ Victory as Rival Throws in the Towel and Orders Pizza

Big ElephantFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Progressives Cheer Socialist Victory in NJ—Because America Clearly Needs More Marxism! In a shocking turn of events that no one…

Sophie Turner Channels Her Inner Tomb Raider In Hilariously Gritty New Set Snaps
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Sophie Turner Channels Her Inner Tomb Raider In Hilariously Gritty New Set Snaps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh look, another attempt at resurrecting Lara Croft for the small screen—because Hollywood apparently hasn’t gotten the memo that video…

MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’
Oh look, Matt Sorum finally remembered what the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is!
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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

In early January, former GUNS N’ ROSES and VELVET REVOLVER drummer Matt Sorum sat down for an interview with WCZR…

GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time
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GOP Rep Leading Epstein Probe Demands Lutnick’s Head Over Shady Connections—What Did He Do This Time

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, the swamp is draining itself – but only because the snakes are finally turning on each other! Republican…

SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
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SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…

DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

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