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Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!
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Robert Plant STILL Touring? (With Someone Called Saving Grace??) Gothenburg, 2025 – Get Your Hearing Aids Ready!

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

LED ZEPPELIN‘s former screamer, Robert Plant, and his “band,” SAVING GRACE, graced the stage of Gรถteborgs Konserthus in Gothenburg, Sweden,…

Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
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Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŽธ Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…

Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿฅ)
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Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿฅ)

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…

Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation ๐Ÿ™„.
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Jamey Jasta Teases Possible Single (or Two!) From Hatebreed, Sending Fans Into a Frenzy of Mild Anticipation ๐Ÿ™„.

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…

Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽ
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Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽ

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! ๐Ÿ’€…

Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Kerry King Only Wants Bandmates Old Enough To Remember When Slayer Was Still Relevant ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Kerry King, the metalhead who peaked in the 80s, blesses us with his geriatric supergroup! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ In a groundbreaking interview…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park ๐Ÿš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram ๐Ÿงถ
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park ๐Ÿš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram ๐Ÿงถ

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Lorraine Lewis Claims Vixen Firing Was a Total Mystery, Like Where Socks Disappear in the Dryer ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, apparently, former VIXEN singer Lorraine Lewis (who? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ) did an interview with Brutal Planet Media (never heard of ’em)…

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