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OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
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OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…

Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
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Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…

LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
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LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle
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AVATAR Dumps Cringe-Worthy BTS Footage of ‘Captain Goat’ Debacle

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Swedish “metallers” AVATAR, bless their hearts, have graced us with behind-the-scenes footage from the making of their music video for…

Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)
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Lars Ulrich Dares to Turn Over Rocks (and Maybe Find a New Idea or Two with Metallica)

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, Lars Ulrich, the intellectual powerhouse behind Metallica (allegedly), did another interview. This time with Variety, because, you know, they’re…

Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
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Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
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PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…

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