The Department of Justice finalized a rule that creates a path for some convicted felons to have their gun rights restored, with officials claiming those who pose a public danger could only be approved in “extraordinary circumstances.” What do you think?
“Everyone deserves a second chance to hurt people.”
Jeremy Morales, Muffin Tester
“It’s important to get felons reacquainted with civilian gunfire as soon as possible.”
Rocco Spence, Knife Polisher
“Big deal, my 3D printer can do that too.”
Summer Cruz, Cannon Restorer
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