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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’
Oh look, Matt Sorum finally remembered what the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame is!
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MATT SORUM On Being Inducted Into ROCK HALL With GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘It Was Sort Of Unimaginable’ And ‘Kind Of A Shock’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

In early January, former GUNS N’ ROSES and VELVET REVOLVER drummer Matt Sorum sat down for an interview with WCZR…

“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kids… Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”
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“Finally, a Museum Where Kids Can Read About Black Kids… Instead of Just Seeing Them in History Books!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

Step right up, folks! The Black Children’s Book Museum is open!🎉 Because nothing screams “fun family outing” like a virtual…

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Eileen Harris Norton and Christina Quarles Crash Frieze Like It’s a PTA Meeting

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

**Join us for the ultimate LA art party where destiny meets displacement!** 🎉🎨 Get ready to celebrate Frieze LA 2026…

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NSW Workers Compensation Reforms Explained Webinar: Because Who Doesn’t Love More Bureaucratic Fun?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 9, 2026

**BREAKING: NSW Scheme Reforms – Because Apparently, Workers’ Compensation Needed More Fun!** Join the *thrilling* webinar on Dec 23, 2025,…

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BENITO’S “I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S THE HOT SAUCE” SUPER BOWL PARTY @ SAN ANTONIOS LES, NYC

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party 🔥🏈 Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football”…

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2026 Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium: Where Docs Debate if Your Heart’s Just Being Dramatic

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Oh no, not another heart symposium! 💔 The second annual UArizona Sarver Heart Center Cardiovascular Research Symposium is back, bringing…

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SUPPER BOWL LUNCH: WATCHING THE BIG GAME WITH OUR BIGGEST SNACKS!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Lucky 7 is on the line. 🍀 The New England Patriots are back on the biggest stage, chasing Super Bowl…

Breaking News: The House Has Officially Opened Its Doors—And No, It’s Not a Garage Sale!
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Breaking News: The House Has Officially Opened Its Doors—And No, It’s Not a Garage Sale!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Eventbrite’s 2026 footer is a nostalgia trip. The giant “Eventbrite + Ticketfly” logo in the footer is a throwback to…

Trump Mocks Olympic Skier Who Had ‘Mixed Feelings’ About Representing the Greatest Country on Earth (According to Him)
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Trump Mocks Olympic Skier Who Had ‘Mixed Feelings’ About Representing the Greatest Country on Earth (According to Him)

Big ElephantFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Oh look, another woke snowflake Olympic skier who can’t even handle the red, white, and blue! Hunter Hess is out…

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“Sundays Are for the Girls: Chicago Edition – Where Brunch is a Contact Sport”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

**🏈 GIST TAKES OVER WHISKEY GIRL TAVERN FOR THE BIG GAME — NO BOYS ALLOWED!** 🎉 Finally, football is getting…

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