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“Winter Shorts Festival 2026: Performance #4 – Because Who Needs a Full-Length Movie Anyway?”
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“Winter Shorts Festival 2026: Performance #4 – Because Who Needs a Full-Length Movie Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Winter Shorts Festival 2026 Performance #4 Event ended. Wow, that was fast. We hope you enjoyed the show, but it…

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DJ SPINNA’s B-DAY Bash: Where the Party’s So Lit, Even the Guest DJ Needs a GPS to Find the Dance Floor!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🚨Attention Brooklyn! DJ SPINNA’s Birthday Bash Rescheduled!🚨 Because who doesn’t want to celebrate a DJ’s birthday on Super Bowl Sunday?…

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DJ SPINNA’s B-DAY Bash: Where the Beats Are as Old as the DJ + Guest DJ Who’s Probably Younger Than His Turntables

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Who needs a therapist when you have DJ SPINNA’s birthday bash? 🎉 Celebrate the legend’s big day at The JOURNEY…

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“An Evening with America’s Test Kitchen: Where Food Gets More Testing Than Your Ex’s New Partner”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Attention Foodies: You Missed Out! 🍴😂 KPBS and America’s Test Kitchen are hosting “An Evening with ATK” – but surprise!…

“How to Be a Boss Who Doesn’t Make People Want to Quit Their Jobs”
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“How to Be a Boss Who Doesn’t Make People Want to Quit Their Jobs”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Ah, another “leadership seminar” promising to fix everything but your coffee addiction. Let’s dive in! 🚀 Kath Ireland, Director of…

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“Big Girls Don’t Cry, They Link Up and Dominate”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🍴💸 Food and drinks? That’s on you, queen. Hydration is a personal journey. Hey Girl, Hey: The Plus-Size Girlie Link-Up…

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Brainy Neuroscientist and Mystery Partner Team Up for a Wild Salon Session

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

**Harnessing the Power of Good Anxiety with Wendy Suzuki, PhD** Oh, great! Another event telling us anxiety is a “superpower.”…

“Palisades Community Celebration: Where Neighbors Pretend They Like Each Other for a Day”
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“Palisades Community Celebration: Where Neighbors Pretend They Like Each Other for a Day”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Electric Car Enthusiasts Unite at Palisades Community Celebration! Forget the Kardashians, the real stars of the show are EVs! The…

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Jersey City Whiskey and Spirits Fest: Where You Can Legally Pretend You’re an Alcoholic for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

🍻 Welcome to the ultimate booze bonanza! Sample whiskies from Kentucky to Mexico, Russia, and beyond. Not into whiskey? No…

The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece
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The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…

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