How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems
Mobile games have become the ultimate thieves in the night, sneaking up on your wallet and stealing all your money…
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Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…
Get Ready to Have Your Mind Blown by the Most Epic Guitar Solo Documentary of the Century Featuring the Legendary Peter Frampton Whose Guitar Still Works Better Than Your Love Life
Breaking News: Peter Frampton Documentary to Premiere at Tribeca Film Festival and We’re All Just Really Excited to See a…
Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…
Fortnite’s Next Season is Definitely Not Going to be a Total Disaster and Will Probably Change Your Life Forever When It’s Announced by the Infamous Gaming Guru Ben Starr at SGF 2026
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements: Ben Starr, the voice of The Visitor in…
Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…
Liberal elites worship self-controlling computers, how quaint and unAmerican
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to spin their web of lies and…
XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
‘Masters of the Universe’ Review: Because Who Needs a Good Reboot Anyway What a Total Masterclass in Mediocrity
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 I was a He-Man kid, and I’m not ashamed to admit…
Lebanon’s problems gonna ruin Trump’s masterplan to crush Iran somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal elites going to have a field day with this one.…