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Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Grand Economic Plans Imploded Immediately Again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, using official…

Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Economy somehow still manages to leave blacks behind again

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and while it’s mostly a…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest excuses for the GOP’s impending midterm losses, and I’ve…

Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Forgets His Own War Timeline Again Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to…

NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option
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NVIDIA democratizes AI overkill with slightly less absurd DGX Spark option

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

NVIDIA’s DGX Spark just got a new 64GB configuration, because who needs a social life when you can have a…

Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gypsy Rose’s boyfriend calls it quits on life at 34

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Urker, the partner of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, has died at…

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