NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York, where Gov. Kathy Hochul has just…
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Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…
AI brings fake news to campaign ads with impressive realism somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the world of politics has gone crazy, with…
Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…
Cop Who Mistook Apartment Gets Early Get Out of Jail Free Card
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer who was convicted of killing a Black…
Dexter Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson from Watching the First Season
Get ready for the most epic season of Dexter: Resurrection yet! Or, you know, just get ready for some more…
Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner To Whoever Can Tolerate Him Longest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest venture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Amazon Plane Successfully Lands After Brief Sightseeing Tour of Miami
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Amazon Air cargo plane careened off the runway in Miami…
Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…