New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…
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Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…
Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…
Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…
US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…
Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…
Blaze Bayley painstakingly waits for inspiration to strike for next album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just can’t even contain my excitement… Blaze Bayley,…
Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…