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Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences
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Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie announcement of the century? ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿฟ I mean, it’s not…

Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
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Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…

FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
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FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…

Liberals kill another American institution with their stupid regulations obviously
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Liberals kill another American institution with their stupid regulations obviously

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald Trump.…

Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
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Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

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Breaking News: Scientists Successfully Waste Time and Resources Creating a Card with a Stitched Dog on it Cerdyn Cลตn wedi’i Bwytho

Chuck B. BallsyMay 5, 2026

Details of super fun session ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐Ÿถ stitching card ๐Ÿ“… 18:10-18:20 ๐Ÿ˜Š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys
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KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

On April 18, KORN drummer and Musicians Institute (MI) graduate Ray Luzier joined Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California for “Pearl…

Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
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Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle

FinnMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Itโ€™s undeniable that Jon M. Chuโ€™s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
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Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
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Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…

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