Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…
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Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…
Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…
Kansas Town Buys Reporter’s Silence For Cool $850K
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small Kansas town that’s agreed to pay a whopping $850,000 to…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…
Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…