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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…

Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners
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Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Patrice De La Ossa, who sold her home in Phoenix to help…

Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To
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Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis, at least in Nebraska. I…

Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula
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Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like WOLCEN Studio is trying to make amends with the gaming community by announcing Wolcen 2,…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
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Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? 🎉 Because HBO Max…

Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
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Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…

KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…

Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

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