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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

Sovereign Tower Preview – Because You Clearly Don’t Have Enough Anxiety in Your Life and Need a Time-Bending RPG to Drive You Completely Insane
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Sovereign Tower Preview – Because You Clearly Don’t Have Enough Anxiety in Your Life and Need a Time-Bending RPG to Drive You Completely Insane

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh great, another chance to be a supreme ruler and make all the wrong decisions 🤣! Sovereign Tower, the new…

Because Clearly We Haven’t Had Enough Edgy Titles About Edgy Games with Edgy Characters Living on the Edge of Edginess
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Because Clearly We Haven’t Had Enough Edgy Titles About Edgy Games with Edgy Characters Living on the Edge of Edginess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Get ready for the most epic adventure of your life, or at least a decent way to spend your weekend…

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
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Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…

Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
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Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
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Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🤘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…

SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
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SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…

Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow
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Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing…

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