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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…

How to Not Die When Your Body Betrays You in 30 Minutes or Less
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How to Not Die When Your Body Betrays You in 30 Minutes or Less

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

Oops! Looks like the event organizers thought “surprise!” was a valid date on the calendar. The “Understanding and Managing Anaphylaxis”…

From Cubicle Peasant to Startup Warlord: 2026 Is Your Year to Ditch Taxes and Bosses
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From Cubicle Peasant to Startup Warlord: 2026 Is Your Year to Ditch Taxes and Bosses

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Local Guy Who Quit His Job in 2019 Wants to Teach You How to Do the Same (But…

Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walshe’s ‘How to Dispose of a Body’ Masterclass
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Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walshe’s ‘How to Dispose of a Body’ Masterclass

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Another Bloody Rug Mystery in Liberal La-La Land – But Don’t Worry, Folks, Trump’s Still President and Winning in…

“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode
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Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

BREAKING: Woke Australia Declares War on Freedom, Decides Kids Belong to the State Now Well folks, it’s happened! The Aussie…

Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
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Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…

DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto
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DOLCI TRADIZIONI, NUOVI SAPORI: IL NATALE SI FA LEGGERO mentre tu ingrassi di nascosto

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨 Urgente: Il 10 dicembre 2025 alle 21:00 su Facebook e YouTube di Family Academy (evento online gratuito ma con…

Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)
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Robert Smith Announces He’ll ‘Cure’ Teenage Cancer Trust Gigs Like Some Kind of Goth Messiah (Again)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Robert Smith Summons the Ghosts of Alternative Rock Past for Teenage Cancer Trust Extravaganza – Because Apparently, the ’90s Never…

Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
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Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan

Big ElephantDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…

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