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Irvine Camp Fair: Where Kids Trade Screen Time for Sunscreen and Scavenger Hunts

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh great, another “One-Stop-Shop” for parents to waste a Sunday afternoon pretending to care about summer camps while their kids…

“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”
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“BRUNCH R&B BiNGO: R&B vs Trap Throwdown – THANKYOUCHRIS Drops the Mic at FLUID510”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh snap! Brunch R&B Bingo Oakland just ended 😢 .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log In Sign Up Find Events…

Big D(rag) Cabaret: Where the Queens Reign and the Jokes Never Stop
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Big D(rag) Cabaret: Where the Queens Reign and the Jokes Never Stop

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Here is a satirical, funny rewrite of the article: Eventbrite Event: Big D(rag) Cabaret – Feb 22nd Well well well,…

Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap: Where Your Foliage Dreams Go to Get Planted or Stolen
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Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap: Where Your Foliage Dreams Go to Get Planted or Stolen

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Tampa Plant Market & Plant Swap – Cancelled Oh no, plant lovers! Your dreams of swapping succulents and scoring rare…

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Kelvin Truitt: The Night You’ll Never Unsee

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Black History Month Just Got A Soul Upgrade At The Guild Theater 😎🎤 Looking for a night of music that…

2026 Conference: Where Celebs, CEOs, and Jocks Pretend to Care About Each Other
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2026 Conference: Where Celebs, CEOs, and Jocks Pretend to Care About Each Other

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Eventbrite’s footer is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but instead of escaping a dungeon, you’re navigating ticket sales.…

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MONALEO TAKES OVER HOUSTON: SPRING BREAK JUST GOT REAL (OR DID IT?)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

**THIS EVENT IS INCLUDED IN THE WEEKLY PASS FROM HOUSTON SPRING BREAK TAKEOVER 2026** SECTIONS ARE SOLD OUT – YOU…

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“2026 Women in AI Symposium & Virtual Networking Canada: Because Robots Need Girl Power Too!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

The 2026 WaiSymposium and Virtual Networking by Women in Canada is here to save you from becoming obsolete in the…

Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

American Idol Reject Turns Home into Murder Scene, Proves Talent Isn’t Required for Crime
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American Idol Reject Turns Home into Murder Scene, Proves Talent Isn’t Required for Crime

Big ElephantFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Oh great, another “American Idol” loser turns into a real-life criminal mastermind! What a shocker! So, Caleb Flynn, a 39-year-old…

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