Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: It

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
Breaking, Music News

Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway
Breaking, Games News

Subnautica 2 Sells 2 Million Copies in 12 Hours Because Who Needs Human Interaction Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Wow, what a wild ride for Subnautica 2! 🎢 After a lengthy lawsuit with publisher Krafton, Unknown Worlds has finally…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
Breaking

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again
Breaking

Xbox Elite Series 3 Controller and ‘Cloud’ Pad Leak Online Because Microsoft Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Than Redesign the Same Controller Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, buckle up folks, because the Xbox fans are about to lose their minds 🤯! It looks like another…

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN trash talks Trumps brilliant art vision

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our great President…

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN whines about Trump fixing Dem’s HHS mess

Big ElephantMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the supposed “issues” with our great President Donald Trump,…

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
Breaking, Music News

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
Breaking, Movie News

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet
Breaking, Games News

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Subnautica 2 is finally here, and it’s time to dive back into the world…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 264 265 266 … 692 Next

Latest posts

  • Spin of the Day: John Wilson discusses his filmmaking techniques and his role as the “shadow mayor.” — 88% Journalism Not Found
  • AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese
  • Politicians Suddenly Concerned About Tech They Don’t Understand
  • Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
  • THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Supreme Court lacks courage to make America great again allegedly

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
September 2026
S M T W T F S
 12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
27282930  
« Aug    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.