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GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Saves Trump from Himself Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A bipartisan effort to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition was…

Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently
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Trump Gets Green Light to Deport People Randomly Again Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the Supreme Court, and let me tell you, it’s…

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…

Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…

Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow
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Billionaire spends $100 million to avoid paying more taxes somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Google co-founder Sergey Brin has just dropped over $100 million to…

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN hosts yet another thrilling gubernatorial debate spectacle

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like California is headed in the wrong direction, at…

Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay
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Naughty Dog Hypes Two Mysterious Last of Us Projects Amid Intergalactic Delay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Naughty Dog studio head Neil Druckmann decided to tease fans with some updates on the developer’s current projects during “The…

Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again
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Danny Worsnop rerecords song nobody asked for again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some country-rock goodness? 🤠 Because I’m definitely not, but here we are. Danny…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

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