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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
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Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…

Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
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Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
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Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
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Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…

Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
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Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
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Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
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Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…

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